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Teacher jokes for kids

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Laughing is great! The best remedy to cheer up, and that does not present contraindications. And if laughter is good, nothing better than sharing it with others. How? Well ... what do you think if we start by telling some jokes? Jokes stimulate children's good humor, encourage laughter, develop vocabulary, and amuse them. They provoke good and big smiles in your children and in their friends. In that occasion, Guiainfantil.com he tells us some teacher jokes in the classroom.

Normally when children enter the Primary course, from the age of 6, they usually learn some jokes through books and exchanges with their schoolmates. Jokes about teachers can not only help you get closer to the teachers but make you more united with your classmates:

The teacher asks the student:

- Let's see, boy, how many eyes do we have?

The student takes his time to think about it and finally answers:

- Four!

- But what are you saying? yells the teacher.

- Of course, professor, four: two you and two me!

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The teacher handing out the notes:

- Luisito a ten. Pedrito an eight. Juanito a six. Jaimito, a zero. And Jaimito asks him:

- Hey professor, and why me a zero?

- Because you copied Pedrito's exam.

- And how do you know?

- Because the first four questions are the same, and in the last question Pedrito answered: "That one, I don't know" and you have put: "Me neither."

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The teacher orders a composition that is entitled What would you do if you were a millionaire. All the children begin to write except Pedrito, who remains seated looking at the shrews, with a blank page. The teacher gives him an angry look and says:

- Pedrito, why haven't you done anything?

- Because that's exactly what I would do if I were a millionaire!

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Jaimito asks the teacher:

- Master, would you punish me for something that I did not do?

- Of course not, Jaimito.

- Ahh, that's good, because I didn't do my homework.

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- Let's see, Jaimito, tell me a word that has 5 ies.

And Jaimito replies:

- But teacher, that is very difficult.

- Very good Jaimito, very good.

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The language teacher discovers Maria, distracted, looking out the window. He turns to her and asks:

- Let's see, Maria, tell me two pronouns.

- Who? Me?

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The teacher to Pepito:

- Pepito, aren't you ashamed to be the last in class?

- Someone must sacrifice ...

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Jaimito at school. The teacher asks him.

- Let's see, Jaimito, tell me a word that contains the letter M.

Jaimito thinks about it and finally answers:

- Pan!

- But Jaimito, don't you see that Sartén doesn't contain any M.

- Well ... It has a Handle ... to grab it ...

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- Let's see, Jaimito, tell me the names of three quadrupeds.

- The horse, the donkey and two doves.

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Make him laugh with a good joke! Don't waste any more time and tell your son a joke! Surely you are going to laugh a lot! We have selected some jokes by topic. But if you know any more, we will appreciate if you send it to us so that we can publish it in our list. and so we can share laughter and humor with all our users.

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Comments:

  1. Daniele

    How will be commanded to understand?

  2. Faraji

    yes I laugh, laugh



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